Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

One of them fell into my hair last night so I had to punish him. (put him in a spider web)

At least you've got helper ants. I saw mine the other day. Yesterday. I didn't see them on the floor, though, so I was walking all over them for hours. Disgusting.

And pissed beer.

Sleepless nights and cold showers

thuuuur
plunk
thuuuuur
plunk

It haunts my dreams to this day.

Did he make horrible noises?

That's the word I was looking for. I accidently turned the dryer on with my cat inside it once. Scary for me, I have no idea how it was for him. I save him in time, though.

Laundromat.

That word makes me think of tall skinny men creeping around rooftops in Londinium

I always suspected.