Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Don't tell the girlfriends that.

I doubt they're interested. If they try it, though, I'd probably let them.

Now you have cats who will never steal your women.

Yeah. He treats them poorly, too! Like one time he said "Who's this bitch?" he also has this like latte machine that sprays milk and he gets me so I stink like milk

Amongst other things. But those days have gone.

That's just....weird. And kinda gross. Does he treat you poorly in front of them too? If he does that's not attractive at all.

reeeally though I don't know why girls are so attracted to him
It has pushed me to never want to introduce girlfriends to him, seriously.

I suppose I should just keep my mouth shut about I don't know about.

He has got that badass appeal.

He doesn't seem very charming to me.

My dad has got that.