Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Holy crap that must have been a huge helmet. Man that's embarrassing.

Yeah beanie is no good.

Haha, yeah. I can't stand it. I really just.. can't. My dad would always make me wear it. He made me ride to a nearby town for like exercise or something. Then I tried to steal something from a dairy there because I was so thirsty and he gave me no money. I hid it under my helmet (which was clutched to my breast) and walked out. But the guy caught me and took my helmet and told me to wait for the police. I was so scared I rode home! Thankfully my dad was too lazy to buy a helmet so I never had to wear one again.

The police don't seem to care if you're wearing like a beanie or something. I don't know about your part of the world, though.

That's the way to live. I'd ride my bike more but you have to wear a helmet or you get a ticket and I smurfing hate having that huge thing on my head.

I haven't done that in 1000 years, either.

I bet it's just like riding a bike.

Yeah, it is. I haven't done it in too long, though. Really I have been eating too much fresh food. I must be getting rusty.

Cooking is actually fun.

It was that or metal work.

Did you have to take it?

We called it Food & Hospitality but it was essentially just home ec without the preparing you for marriage stuff.