Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah he's a real whiner.

He is the most obviously American guy on that game.

But I am bested by Dagoth Ur.

You are a much higher level.

I'm too good for them.

You should be...like a historian. Or a....documentarian. No one will forget the horrid deeds done those days.

I was never involved. I always thought it was pretty gross to put my peepee up there. I brought it up to them all when they were older. Only one of them did not deny it.

Oh I'm sure you just loved that.

How odd. I probably would have preferred it that was, though. The boys.. naked in the changing rooms.. they.. made trains.

Well no not afterwards. When we swam, it would be at the end of the day, so we'd...man it's been so long I can barely remember. But I know there were no clothes at the end. I think they made us sit out until we dried off, then put our clothes back on.