Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah I know. I just....I need some sort of an excuse. Something to blame it on.

You can still masturbate chronically and be sour, you know.

Is that what your mailman does? I don't think mine does that, or else he'd be happier. He's the most sour man I've ever met and I want to punch him every time I have to see him. Asshole.

He'll probably just jerk-off, though.

Well, maybe if the postman sees that it is being sent to Conan, he will speed it up by a MILLION BAJILLION

I sent an idea in to Conan O'Brien's cost cutters for them to use the slug man suit as a sombraro but I don't think my letter will arrive in time.

Is he the proud owner of a sombraro?

because he was always picking cotton

He likes porcupines.

why did the slightly tanned man have cuts on his fingures?