Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Back that up with your FISTS

It doesn't taste too bad.

Not all healthy food tastes that bad.

They're great if you want to be healthy.

Eating cucumbers is almost as bad as wearing cowboy hats.

I did it because I thought it would be funny. It wasn't. I ate the cucumber and rubbed the wax on a wall in the shape of "Eveready".

I can't send them to you for another few weeks just relax okay? Christ.

Next time you're at the supermarket, take a cucumber and some skateboard wax through the express lane (and buy them)

No one is angry with you yet.

Plus I had been trying to mention Only-He-Stands-There for about 5 user notes.