Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Concerned mother: So, when will my son wake up, again?
Me (put on a doctor coat to impress my friends; forgot to take it off when I went to the hospital): Uhh...

Permanently.

Maybe. I just use rhinocerosaur tranqs., anyway. They seem to get the job done.

Are there baby tranquilizers?

Jesus, if it came down to it, I’d prefer babies. Old people would be way gross. Not that I like babies. It’s just if they were the only options.

I don't know if they make me think of babies or of old people.

They are gross. Even when clean.

Sounds more like diapers to me.

The cylindrical shape makes them super extra heavy to handle.

Super Extra Heavy Duty.

Buttahfingures.