Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Oh, of course. She is ugly. It’s just every time I, or someone else, says chin up, I think of that song she sings to Charlie in the film.

We're not the same person. Separate us in your mind!

Charlie’s mother, from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

Chin up!

It’s all downhill from here.

Everything else is harmless in comparison, definitely.

That’s probably my darkest, evilest secret. It feels good to get it out.

Thank god. I haven't been this relieved in a long time. There's only so much I can take.

Oh no, of course not! I wrote a fanfic once. But don’t get the wrong idea! It was mostly based on a Nintendo 64 game.

How did you get those guys on your side? You're not...?