Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Ha, they will do nothing of the sort. I have protection... I have Star Wars nerds. Sure, they’re aged... but they can still do wicked pseudo-lightsaber moves with—ironically—broomsticks.

Now you're going to get loads of Harry Potterites on your case and they're going to burn you at the stake. :(

No, he doesn’t.

You're just putting on a mask. Like a cloak. Of invisibility. Harry Potter has one of those things!

I don’t even know what mude56 is. It means nothing to me.

I'm not like that. mude56

Why not punch me in the head?

I'm just going to drown my rage in cheese doodles.

I didn’t expect you to be pleased.