Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I eat bones. Not really.

This is tough!

If only they could fuse. And then the age would be cut in like half and then

Weird

I remember when I was moving she got really sad. It made me wonder. Aarron was sitting on his truck and he started laughing and I wanted him to shut up. God I didn't want my dad to kill me. Luckily I got the smurf out of there. I am going to be 20 years older than my half-brother/sister. It might be cool if it's a half-sister because then I could add it together with my other half-sister and have a whole-sister. Man my family mildly sucks.

So really she is like a sister.

He's old enough to be her grandfather, I think. Or at least father.

Maybe the spa manager at work will feel bad for me and give me one for free with the hot guy massage therapist...

I hope that's not how they met but I don't know why I hope not

That's what my dad's pregnant wife does for a job.