I got a massage one time...
Hopefully you could get someone to do that without having to pay. That would be bad. But friends don't normally offer to massage you. In my case, anyways.
Someone can massage me...
Give yourself a massage for that one, kikimm.
YOUR FINGER LOL
Watahmelon
I hope it isn't a watermelon!
Pearl Necklace
I have something in my eye...
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