Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He should take as much advantage of that as possible, while he's still in his yuth. My cat does that, and now when she lands, she kinda flops onto her side too a little bit.

My cat fell off the roof the other day. I think he thought he was going to die until he remembered it was his species which lands on their feet.

You could jump onto the roof! To infinity, and beyond!

no the cat part is true

More like a t-rex.

You wish you were an (aristo)cat.

My life sucks because I only have two legs.

You are about as manly as they come.

0% of my life has been spent being a woman.

That's 100% of the time wow Meat Puppet