Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

THANK YOU.

ok

Can I be Meat Puppet?

yes

Are you Abdul?

Another interesting thing which happened to me lately was these well-dressed two men. They knocked at my door. By my judgment they were middle eastern (I could be wrong—I'm not good with that kind of thing). Anyway, they were asking for Abdul. I told them that Abdul doesn't live here anymore and sent them on their way. But that got me to thinking. Maybe Abdul never lived here. Maybe... maybe I'm Abdul. I know that I sometimes sign up on the internet with names that aren't really mine. And a couple of months ago I was having MSN conversations under a false terrorist alias. Of course those were all out of my own fear that there was a government agency reading my MSN conversations and I wanted to give them what it was they were looking for. But perhaps I attracted the wrong crowd. Those men were very serious, too. They almost kicked my door down when they knocked at it. It gave me quite a startle! murder is banned. I wonder if I will have any exciting adventures regarding this. Or maybe I will go to prison. Most likely I will sit at home worrying and then I will forget to go to places I am supposed to be. Man that always happens. Like that... that other time.

*holds*

I had a very scary nightmare about a ninja and three golden midgets. Somebody hold me.

I prefer raw tofu salad.

The Flash used to eat a lot of raw chicken salad to keep his energy reserves up. Running at the speed of light really takes it out of you.