Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Mmmm, raw chicken salad

He runs like the Flash.

All this talk about salads and raw chicken is giving me the runs.

How positively exquisite! Let me be the first to present you with a raw chicken

I just made a wishing well and wanted Meat Puppet to have a look.

Mmmm. Yes. Asparagus is good, but not as good as the peas that I have just purchased that are fresh off the garden.

Yes, I think that guy did get that decimal point a bit off because spinach actually does not have much iron compared to other foods, but it still makes a great salad.

Spinach sounds really good right now. Not as good as asparagus though.

(Listening to brackets is optional)

Not when it's my words in the brackets!

That guy put the decimal point in the wrong place when it came to the iron levels of spinach.

I yam what I yam...