Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Hey don't discriminate. You don't know me. I could be one of those hermies. Phrodites.

She's a bitch. Have you ever tried hitting her with like a warhammer or something? She just gets out her fists ready to take your nuts off!

Or, I guess, tits.

But you wouldn't. She's so sweet.

You could break steel on her gut.

Well, I was oing to say stick figures at first.

Hey let's not get too technical here.

Concentration camp survivors.

I do find ragdolls flailing wildly extremely arousing.

Yeah whoa man, those guys are lame. Perhaps you should be going to the House of Earthly Delights instead.

I like the way that bosmer miner explains to you how he eats the jelly. Or perhaps it is the other one, from the other animal. Either way I like it. It's too bad it doesn't give you experience in alchemy because whenever I'm lonely enough to talk to that yellow man and his black friend I could always do with all the help I can get.