Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

His Aunt Flo's come to visit!

You're awesome for the newspaper though. I like that.

Must be that magical time of the month

I fly with a red power flow behind me

He swipes at the bell every now and again.

And I made a dramatic recreation of the newspaper thing
Based on actual events.

I don't think you really did the newspaper thing.

Does your cat actually use the thing though? I know it's still early, but whenever I buy something like that for my cat, she'll play with it for a day or two, and then never touch it again. Won't even smell it.

BIG LETTERS ALISTAIR!

I like the way your cat is lying on that thing, it looks funny.

YES AND CHRISTMAS HAS MET MANY A GIBBON!

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THAT KI KI IS MY FAVOURITE GIBBON.

EXTERMINALLY! Just don't forget me after all your work has been done!