Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

There is a picture of my dad’s German Shepherd on a webpage somewhere, but even if I found the site, I’d still have to wade through 1000 pictures of other dogs to get to it. I guess the only reason I am telling you this is to distract you while I steal your sweatshirt.

Think of those puppies you like so much instead.

No, noooooooo
Always. The thought of burning human always makes me think of that one picture

Unless you're burned.

And once dead, it doesn’t even matter. That’s really a dark purple, though. Dark purple or dark green.

Still, you should be happy that there's no chance of you becoming their color. Not while alive.

I’ll have to keep out of the sun. Can’t risk dropping a few shades toward their color...

Or just never go black at all.

It seems easier to go from black to white than from white to black.

You'll never go back! :(