Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Do you just get so mad when people are close and your teeth get tight and you can't stop hitting them?

You're a guy who needs his space, I guess.

Most jeans I have are for fatties.

I'm still so confused as to how you can even WEAR two pairs of jeans. I don't think I could fit.

Oh yeah most of my jeans are like that. That's a benefit of wearing to pairs because many times the unzipped zipper would just reveal jean. Pissing is a whore, though.

Are you paranoid about that? I know I am. I used to have this pair of jeans that would do it almost every time I would sit down and get back up again.

People only look there when my fly is down. (unzipped)

Yeah, you should have said butt. That would have been more believable than crotch.

Well I figured I would write it at a place that got attention but not too much attention, as opposed to my crotch (okay I was lying about the crotch part)

So that when you kneed someone in the face, they would know what your name is.