Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Oh yeah I forgot about that this old guy told me that once and then he gave me a card. A playing card I believe it was a jack of diamonds.

Be careful what you wish for lol

I wish it was my house.

If they're in your house, they should be yours. Make them an offer they can't refuse.

Those s don't belong to me. es. :l

Not even those guys living in the attic (or whatever room it was)? Or wait. Were those supposed to be spies? Well they can be spy scientists.

Upon further examination we (my team of scientists not you and I) found out it that it was actually crocodile foreskin.

Okay I lied about most of this and I certainly don't have a team of scientists.

Nah, polyester. Or cotton. That's what I think it is anyways.

Does he wear cow?

With that haircut, he's a dyke.