Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah I know what the smurf. That would be like eating your own child. That's why that episode of The Simpsons makes me cry.

I wouldn't be able to eat something that I had had as a pet for any amount of time.

Yes. On christmas, too.

How morbid. Did they really have it for dinner?

I have never personally tried it. I remember a friend of mine had a goose named christmas dinner which I thought was pretty sick.

What the smurf goose? I didn't know people actually ate that. But then there are people who eat like goat eyes and quail too so whatevar.

doesn't like venison (for deer reasons) but she eats cow and chicken and duck and goose.

You like venison too much.

I was just about to do it then I saw him lobbing meat at me and I was like hit the brakes

If you don't, I will, cause it annoys me.

That's really cute though.