Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I once used quick reply and my internet connection moved so fast it imploded space and time and slipped back a few million years and my post killed the dinosaurs out so god sent a comet to earth to make him look less owned and that's why dinosaurs are not in the bible

Hahaha. Nope. Never. Only cats.

http://godhatesfraggles.net/forums/s...ead.php?t=3822

I wish my race were imbued with something. It must be magical!

My treasure is divided into sixteen parts and buried on sixteen volcanic islands, each more volcanic than the last.

I don't want my throat cut though. Would you be satisfied with my jar of pennies?

Context is dead. Long live subtext!

Drinking a Snow Margarita.

Merry Christmas... Mr. Sinister. *DUN DUN DUUUUUN!*

Your milkshake does not bring any boys to the yard.

Help me learn!