Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

That would be hard and scary and scary for the cats but if I got paid lots I would do it but it would kind of be like Fear Factor which I despise.

What about swimming in a pool of CATS

smurf no. Never.

You wouldn't do it for $100, right?

Yeah if things are really bad you'd probably do it for $100. But if your life was bad enough that you would bath in drool for $100, then bathing in drool wouldn't really be that much of a bad deal to you.

Yeah. Man I don't know. I don't know if $1000 would be enough for that. Some thousand. Maybe 5000 or 10000. Depends how desperate I am for money at the moment.

Nah. Bathing in drool would be bad enough.

I guess it doesn't really matters whose drool it is? Drool is drool and disgusting no matter what. Would I have to put my head under?

How much would you have to be paid to swim in a tub full of drool?

You shouldn't be so drool-worthy then. So there.