Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I'm glad I never thought it was duck tape.

Well then we put duct tape over your mouth as precaution.

They will come out of nowhere and bear the user name "DOYOULIKETOFART".

No one else is that close! And if they are I will punch them on the noggin cause I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING ON DOING AND IT ISN'T RIGHT TO DO THAT TO SOMEONE WHILE THEY ARE LAUGHING

What if somebody coughed in my mouth when I was laughing with glee

Way to make a guy feel loved.

Way to make a girl feel guilty.

Yeah, go for it. It's not like I'm not familiar to such a sensation.

Would you mind if I gave you a little shove?