Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I beat the alien to the punch, RSL.

It wasn't me.

Yes. YES.

Presidential elections, I hear.

They didn't even leave a note or anything? That just doesn't seem like them. I wonder if something is wrong up there in spaceland?

I've never really thought about my abduction by aliens. I think they came for me once but I was sleeping and then they never came back.

Maybe. I don't know. I've been planning for my abduction for many years now. I'm starting to get impatient. It would be just my luck for them to come on Saturday night or something.

If they do come you could probably get away with punching them. I mean punch them and then leave then alone or something. That might work.

Yes, that would be terrible. I'm really hoping that aliens from outer space don't pick this weekend of all the weekends I've been alive to finally abduct me.