Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Unless the free grub was actually grubs.

Most wouldn't pass up the chance for some free grub!

I am also rather fond of free meals.

Cats do like free meals.

Otherwise they would actually have to eat the animals they cat and kill.

And that completely overrides everything else.

Either that or they remember who it is who feeds them all the time.

They get over it quick, though. They must have really bad memories.

Then I try to like
make him happy again
and he runs away from me at high impact speeds to show me how pissed off he is

Oh all the time. Yeah they just can't take responsibility for their actions. They're really bad at that. They give you that accusatory glare and I'm like smurf you it was your fault.