Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

How would I know what it feels like to have a vacuum cleaner sucking on me

I bet that feels like being in a vacuum. You know. You should.

Sometimes I get confused when I look into their eyes. Like I think of all that
it's coming out of their eyes and what
And I can't stop thinking until my head explodes (doesn't actually explode)

:laugh: Yeah exactly! I don't know what's so great about looking people in the eyes anyways. Sometimes I like to have fun and I will stare at a weird place on their face while they're talking, like their forehead, or their ear, or that freckle on their left cheek. They don't like that either.

Haha I always have to look there otherwise I don't catch what they are talking about. They often think I am very rude and should be looking at their eyes or nose or something! (I am not sure of the rules)

When people are missing all their teeth I find it hard not to stare at their mouths because I don't want them to think I am rude. But when people are talking, that is where I always look.

In this toilet I used to go to there was this poster with all this murphy's law stuff. I read it so much but I all I can remember was this grin. Toothless grin.

I think that is maybe that blasted Murphy's Law again.

Yeah he does. One time he messaged me about his frustration that there had not been a new Salad Fingers in a long time. I missed him (I was out) and by the time I replied (he was out) there was a new episode of Salad Fingers.

I didn't even know he liked Salad Fingers, or David Firth. That's cool. He knows way too many people that guy. Necronopticous I mean. Besides Kilika he was my first friend here I think.