Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I thought I was, once. Then again, I once thought I was pregnant.

Just as long as you're not a cannibal or anything.

I usually chop them in the groin. Twice, if they're male.

How do you react when people bother you while eating your chicken and kool-aid?

Even when they smoke loads. And eat lots of taro. And KFC.

Yeah, black people's teeth are always really, really white for some reason.

Then when those guys come to steal my television I would be able to see them. Usually I have to tell jokes in the dark to make one of them smile and then shoot at his teeth.

It'll make up for it by being depressingly light at 7 PM.

It's depressingly dark for 7am.

Sunshine, green green grass.