Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Oh then that's okay. Fun time for everyone!

Maybe he's dreaming about getting into a fist fight with the neighbour's cat. Cats should also breath with their mouths open.

I wonder what they dream about. He usually growls while he is sleeping.

I wish I could dream cat dreams. Chasing mice, drinking milk.

I try to cut the locks of dread off of him while he is sleeping.

Do you let him clean the deadly stuff off him himself, or do you help him out?

Nah. Some of the that he gets stuck in his fur could probably kill me, though. Well maybe not kill me. You, but not me. It isn't very nice.

And you don't get allergic AT ALL from that long haired one? Not even if you buried your face in his hair? Not even a teeny tiny sneeze?

One of my cats cleans himself too much. I liken him to one of those black guys who wears nice clothes and worries about the way he looks. The other one doesn't clean enough. And he should be cleaning more because he is a longhair.

Ugh I hate it when they clean themselves. Normally I like watching cats, but the cleaning thing is so boring. They always take forever doing it, too. My old cat would sit in the sqeaky chair for hours licking away. STOP IT I'd say and throw something at him. I hope you don't abuse your cats like I used to.