Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

supple and ready to be taken

I like how they fall over onto all fours when they do that.

Jumping off a smurfING MOUNTAIN.

Yeah, where the smurf are the doctors? Ouch! You broke your hand. Your legs were snapped like twigs!

The benefit is that it hits anything and you don't need to get fists repaired (which doesn't make sense if you're always fighting with your fists because even hitting tummy in real life can sometimes break your hand)

That crap takes forever cause I usually suck at it.

Fight hand-to-hand with hand-to-hand.

Fight fire with fire.

Sleeping with fire.

Lava sheep, perhaps.