Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

And... no. There's nothing else I can think of that would have that much novelty.

Whoa I wasn't expecting that. Poor thing. Donald Duck and Sharon Osbourne.

Hahahahahaha. It's funny, because her first name is Sharon. And yeah, everyone used the joke. She was nothing like the other one, though.

I hope her first name wasn't Sharon. For your sake.

Mrs. Osbourne isn't around to help me anymore.

I bet you don't make mistakes like that anymore, though.

If it was safe to eat I would eat it myself. I usually wouldn't give someone something I have smurfed up. I do get lazy at times, though, and give them smurfed up (not actually feces). If it's so smurfed up that eating it could cause harm I'll trash it.

What if I smurfed it up? Should I still eat the whole thing, and make other people eat it? What would YOU do?

That's the spirit!

No, she won't. I'll just have to buy a cookbook.