Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

That's probably because it's never seen the sun.

He has a nice body for such an old man, though.

Did you ever play as that old man? That would be so weird. Killing monsters and people while so old. They would never expect it.

YEAH and nobody else can get it. You only need that man like, twice. I think. Three times at most. That's if your game is virgin to hacks and patches (excluding Tribunal and/or Bloodmoon) because there is one that lets you choose his face.

Yeah, it's really too bad that he doesn't ever leave that little room. I love his face. He's the only non super duper ugly one.

HAHA. I've heard that one. But not from that old man! He is one of the most unique characters in the game, did you know.

That would be pretty funny, really. And I like the things they say too! I especially like the one that old guy in the beginning says. Something like "I think that tavern girl is staring at me. How do I tell her I'm not interested?"

I think it was just coincidence. You know how they mumble things to theirselves sometimes? Like about how those boots are ruined due to some cursed guar. But it was quite funny. Just as the girl died Arielle was like something about she was just a girl and didn't matter. Oh how I laughed.

It's funny how realistic that game can be sometimes.

He's usually my first best mate on the game. I even kill his wife (I pretend she is his wife, that dark elf in the same room as him) and he said something like "she didn't matter anyway"