Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

They are philistines. Or rednecks. Rednecks doesn't sound as good as philistines. How many bug bites are you in possession of?

It always seems like such a sweet thing to do but then they think you follow them around too much.

Why don't youcome with me to the fridge, and we can walk back together? It would be pleasant.

get me a beer

I was wondering why you had me change it to & thing.

Ugh. I hate that gender field. It changes all the cool symbols to ampersands.

I will have to disappoint you again. Nope.

CAN YOU BURP IN MAJOR AND MINOR?

yes master :jap:

Put ‼ as your gender (if you can see it otherwise just go on as if this never happened)