Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

And I don't even like the guy.

Yeah I know, sorry I was just being a prick. About the getting laid thing anyways. It really is nice. None of my friends, or myself, ever do anything like that for anyone.

Oh, that's cool! I didn't do it really to get laid or anything though. I was the only one that noticed the guy was gone (apart from his girlfriend) and I felt like it was something I needed to do.

Hey, I care.

It was two years ago and nobody cares about it.

How about now?

Nah. I never brought it up again to other people after I got them to sign it.

Yeah I remember that. That was sweet of you. I bet you got gatorade after that.

Like that time I made that guy a get well soon card. His appendix or something exploded. I think I told you about that.

This might be a good time to make him one of your special cards.