Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He kind of seemed a little pissed off.

Did he not know who you were at first when you went magenta?

To check if there is food in there, I suppose. But he knows it's wrong because if I look at him he stops doing it and runs away.

On purpose, just to spite you or get your attention? Or is he a clumsy kitty?

Sometimes he knocks things off the bench and he usually knocks the trash can over every time he goes into the kitchen. Even if it's empty.

He gets all excited! FOOD.

(she does, but it's more like, "I smurfing hate cooking I hate it hate it hate it and I smurfing hate the dishes it's so messy what the hell are we gonna have for dinner" etc etc)

Does she make lots of noise in the kitchen
my cat does

Not as graceful, but yeah I could see how you would think that yeah.

Your mom kind of sounds like a cat imo

Psh my mom agreed with me when I said it.

double ffs