Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Stroke of luck I guess. Had I tried he probably would have killed me first.

And i bet you thought, BLAST THERE GOES MY CHANCE

No, he eventually got expelled so I never saw him again.

He left you alone after that?

Nah it's probably from when A. Rennall (can't spell his last name) pinned me drew a swastika on my head and I told him I was going to kill him not in a joking way either I was pretty serious because I knew once I left the gym and walked into the bus bay I was going to get lots of trouble from not just black people but everyone but black people too luckily Gideon protected me

I bet that's why you were voted most likely to pull a columbine :laugh:

Yeah one time this bitch was punching me on the bus for ages. "Tell me when it hurts and I'll stop" and I said "it hurts" before she started she was punching me for so long then I hit her by like reflex and everyone started calling me an asshole for AGES and I was that boy hit girl guy ffs

Jesus Christ yeah, thinking about Jerry Springer would totally kill the urge to fight back. Three needs to be SOMETHING done about it though. It's just not fair. I hate how girls are always so violent, especially to their guy friends. They push them around so much and argh.

But sometimes I hold back. Like a while back this girl shouted and smurfing chopped me in the throat and I got ready to hit her and then all of a sudden I saw myself on like Jerry Springer or something with some hick accent "But she 'it me furst!" and for some reason I am bald and have less teeth. And then we all start to eat cheesecake.

Oh phew. I thought you were one of those non-girl-fighting s. All the domestic violence these days, I'd say. WHATEVER. Don't think about the consequences, man.