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Well I mean when you have the flu. My parents never let me drink milk when I had that, and good on them because whenever I tried I threw it back up. But maybe that's a me-only thing. I never BREATHED funny when I drank it though so hmph.

if that happened every time there would be no point in drinking milk ever

Don't you also throw it up afterwards?

If you drink milk when you have the flu you may find it hard to breath

It tastes about 100x better when your mouth is on fire, yeah.

You could try it with something less....hot. Like some sort of mild salsa and chips. And then try the salt. Actually medium. Yeah medium and then salt.

But to be honest, I have tried the salt thing before, and it doesn't really help as much as people make it out to.

MAYBE. But I'm not going to try it again.

Maybe milk is the right way to go about it.

I thought salt was supposed to help with hot stuff.

None. I ate some honey and bread before I made too much of a fool of myself.