Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Gosh, now I am serious. What's up? Is it my posts that causing the problems?

When you don't like somebody on the internet, you should not become a sycophant to them. Somebody brings you down (in a manner which is not lighthearted) in a thread, private message, user note or whatever and you start treating them like they are some kind of God‽ They don't poke fun at you because they feel comfortable with you. If you deserve it then you've probably been posting some junk that pisses them off. If you don't deserve it, then chances are they are probably an asshole. And maybe they don't even care about you—heck, it could just be a one-off thing. Any way you look at it, he/she is not your best friend. He/she is not your best bud. I'm not saying that they are your enemy, or that you can never be friends with them. But acting towards them as if you are some sort of hunched-over gutter-trash living off the crumbs they drop? Seems like you're either spineless or you have misunderstood the concept of turning the other cheek. It makes them like you less, it makes other people like you less and it probably makes you like you less.
I'm not saying you should march around causing ruckus with members you have problems with. Or that you should make bitter relationships with them. Seriously. That's not the way to go about it. But come on, take some pride in yourself.

Surely you should be able to intercept the snot before it goes into your mouth?!

I hate it when I laugh when I am sick because it makes snot rush out of my nose and sometimes I laugh with my mouth open and all this snot pools in my mouth and if I am doing to why I am breathing in it goes down my windpipe and into my lungs and makes breathing hard again.

Shlup is like a moose. You don't see it all the time, but it's pretty cool when you do.

That's probably the first user note ShlupQuack has ever given me. And if history repeats, then it'll be the only one for a while! :laugh:

That's why it's lucky I have all these awesome folk who post in my user notes otherwise my life would be pretty dull (unless I started kicking a ball around)

And maybe she was just mad at you because she got your first user note but you didn't post in hers until, like, user note #70. :strut:

Shlupquack hasn't posted in my usernotes since the very first one!

Is that because of his new hat?

I think Meat Puppet should be my best friend.

You can't tell me what to do.