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is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Then who is? I want to hear more Rhino stories.

Ki Ki is not the world's foremost expert on pregnancy.

I don't know about that.

Pregnant gopher?

You're starting to sound like a pregnant!

I have wombrash.

I have heartburn...

IT IS SURELY THE GREATEST IDEA FOR HIM TO BE GORE BY THE BIG STABBIN' HORN AND TRAMPLE OVER HIS CORPSE.

That is not good advice. Sometimes, like when you're trying to jump on a rhino's back and ride it, the rhino will get really angry and start going "Hey kid, quite jumping on my back. If you try that one more time I will gore you with my big stabbin' horn".

When he does this, it might be a good idea to give up.

Never give up.