Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I have tried and failed. Tried and failed.

Almost suicide inducing.

Oh damnit. I am not surprised. I should have known.

Worth a shot.

Except you did not mention green eggs this time. Disappointing.

You have told me that last time I brought up the subject of green eggs and ham.

Oh man, I am more lucky because of this one time in Kindergarten where I actually ate the green eggs and ham that we were having, cuse of that Dr. Seuss book. I knew I was allergic, and I still ate it because I thought the green eggs looked good.

there could have been peanuts in there, you know. you are lucky to ne alive.

be alive*

I used to try and squeeze myself into the cupboard with the rest of the food but that was too small. Nowhere else to hide.

Did you ever hide in things?

No no no, I am the bittee! I always got bitten as a child. I got some kid kicked out of daycare cause my eye was a bit too tempting for him and he bit it

They let you win because I assume you are a biter