Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

That's a good reason to ask one of your ladyfriends to beat him up then.

His life is already punishment enough. And besides, he'd just pick on me for dressing like Johnny Ramone.

Oh God one of those guys. I saw someone like that on TV the other day. I think you should give him a piece of your mind, if you haven't already. LITERALLY or otherwise

He has this friend called "Razor Chest" (because he has scars on his chest because his heart is smurfed and always has operations). "Razor Chest" has an album.. well.. not really.. just a CD with some songs on it. All his songs are really just a rip off of popular rappers. His lyrics usually consist of "smurf yeah, I'm a New Zealand hip-hopper you got a problem?" which, at first wasn't so bad but it has been used so much and everybody gets it now. Being a New Zealander and making hip-hop doesn't make you weird anymore.
His other lyrics are moaning about how he is white and likes rap, which has also been done before. He also mentions Tupac in every second song (seriously) and I think he's a bit of a dick.
His name used to be "Easy" because his name is like Eli or something.

Does he have a lot of homie friends?

HAHAH. My cousin has about 10 of those and they are hanging from the wall next to his bed. They are blue and navy blue. I think he thinks he is some kind of gangsta.

And one of those bandanas

and a pistol

cheese
beans
tortilla

But it's always celery, and his fucntion is to reject celery.