Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Nope.

Do you feel a special kinship with the terrapin?

When in danger, the terrapin always flips backward.

Maybe he just wants to get in on the fun.

Every time I type, I have to move his stupid feet!

You have a cat for a reason.

But now I have two liters of pineapple juice.

At least you can pretty much rest assured that you will never make the same mistake again. Now you are alert.

They are too close together, and I had just finished work so I guess I was like
Not myself.

Yuck, that sucks. Pineapple juice is just too out there. It's fine as a fruit, but not something I would want to DRINK. Like strawberries. Or cherries.