Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I would imagine they make a really sick squishing sound. Blegh yuck.

Well normally I let them go. Every once in a while I need to kill a cockroach, but I always regret it.

You are too merciful and kind.

One bit my toe last night. I was unable to identify it's specie, but it was definitely a cockroach. As punishment I put it underneath a bottle of ginger beer to die.

I've never been in the same room as a cockroach

Are you allergic to cockroach bites?

Spit that out right now young man.

Spaghetti in my nose and cockroaches in my mouth

Only if you have spaghetti to go with it.

Pick me up some milk while you're at it.