Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He had a huge tumor anyways, you done him a favor.

Unless it was a she. Then replace him with her.

The first person I killed was that elderly Dunmer in the house near the trade shop

I was going to say, I wish they'd done that for Morrowind, but they did. Although I accidentally skipped past the part where it said "f is for fight to pull your weapon out" so when I found some enemies I died cause I was just clicking and nothing was happening IT WAS HORRIBLE

Plus it's a long dungeon and just learning the controls in time is impossible. At least they added a smurfing tutorial on Daggerfall.

Hoo boy xD That sounds like AWESOME. Why do they want you to rush and get out of the dungeon so fast? Jesus. Being rushed is the worst feeling. My math teacher does that when we're talking tests and quizzes. We're supposed to have the whole period but he's like HURRY UP COME ON

Haven't played Redguard. I think that isn't as depressing as the rest, though. Or so I've heard.

I've played Arena, but it's worse. It's not a game made for new players. In the first smurfing dungeon, if you linger too long, there are mages that are 100 times your level. Plus it's the buggiest of the lot. Sometimes I would just fall through the floor and... die...

Have you played Arena, or Redguard?

Daggerfall isn't like that. It's twice as depressing as Morrowind.

That doesn't make any sense. You should have gotten a quest to move them to a zoo.