Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I can now boast having deleted more spam in the EoFF wiki than Genius Lynx.

I'm still out of toilet paper...

I think Levian had to follow her around with the fan. One day he got so annoyed at her, he turned a giant fan on her, and she blew away. So now he has the fan, and the title.

I wonder if Mariah Carrey has somebody on the pay roll that just follows her around with a fan to make sure she has windy-sexy-hair. Because she is the master of WindSex. Well, until Levian showed up anyway...

We're not in some cheap music video!

The wind machine is making my hair blow sexily. You suddenly want to touch me.

THIS CAPS LOCK IS A COUNTER-CAPS-LOCK-ATTACK TO YOUR CAPS LOCK. THIS WILL TEACH YOU PLAY GAMES WITH MY HEAD. MY USER NOTES DON'T NEED YOUR PITY (they do)

New page, now everybody thinks I'm just a dumbass

Mottled Pretender,

Make your own kind of music.
Sing your own special song.

Forever young,
Psysie.

I ate a :mog: today and it tasted just like human. Thankfully, I know what human tastes like or my tastebuds would have been confused.