Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It's gone now

You are supposed to have invisible facial hair.

When my facial hair starts growing it is black or really dark. It lightens as it grows longer. I never let it grow that long, though.

He said he had purple hair now. Transformation!

You had better not be talking about yourself when you said black facial hair. No you couldn't have been.

Would that like trap the fart smell? You're going to explode.

I haven't shaved my butt in awhile

Woah nice catch, RSL. I didn't see that until just now!

I read that as "I need to shave my butt" at first.

Apparently magenta hair doesn't look good with black, gnarly facial hair.