Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What can we give him that is of a dinosaur?

The heart of a bison.

He has to have a soul of a boar.

A leg of some kind of beast.

It's like having a club for a hand.

The ones a sports-father would give someone. THAT’S THE WAY *bam*
spinal injuries and the like

There there. at: Not a hard, burp-inducing pat. I hate those pats. They make my eyes hurt.

I would feel bad if it was a suggestion that you had put a significant amount of work into. And if it was a really good suggestion. Though... I probably wouldn’t be leaving it in that case, so I wouldn’t feel bad.

That's the beauty of suggestions. Love em or leave em. No big deal either way.

Thanks for the suggestion, but I’d rather avoid being the scum of the Earth.