Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I hope I did not anger kikimm...

Wear an aztec eagle mask

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oh smurf it

Eh, I'm not really looking for compliments though. I shouldn't make it sound like I am complaining!

Maybe you should wear sexy clothing, RSL.

Try carrying around a bludgeon instead.

No, I have no weapons of any kind. It might be because I never smile. I don't know. Some guy that I kind of know called me "the man of 1000 expression" one day. He was being sarcastic when he said that.

Maybe you are carrying some form of hatchet? Usually when people are seen carrying hatchets in public they can be quite intimidating.

It happens to me so rarely that I am always caught off guard. Usually people avert there eyes so they don't make eye contact with me. I think people are scared of me. I don't know. When I get even a smile, I'm usually caught off guard and react slowly, so they probably think I'm a jerk.

I do! More often males, though. And when females do it it's really at an unexpected time or a REALLY bad time. You know when it confuses you, surprises you and incriminates you all at the same time. And they say it in a way like it doesn't matter.