Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Here's what you have to do:

Wrap the heel of your right foot around the heel of his left foot. Then drop to the ground. While you are dropping to the ground, use your left foot to kick to front of his left foot (slightly above where you wrapped your right heel). If you do this correctly you will have him in a hold where you can force him to the ground. Do this, but don't let go of his leg. Now using your hands take control of his left and right leg (once you have his left leg in grip with your hand you can take your feet off). Now stand up and pull both his feet with you so his legs are pointing upward but the rest of his body remains flat. Now, wrap your left leg through his legs (towards his face) and then plant it on the ground to the right (your right) of his torso. With his right leg in your left hand, thread his right leg over his left leg to form an X. Grab his left leg with your left hand and grab his right leg with your right hand. Push down on his right leg. Now, pivoting on your left foot, swing your right leg around so his body rotates and he is now on his belly. Pushing down on his legs with your hands, lean back to apply pressure on his thighs and lower back.

You know the story of the lion with a thorn in his foot?
Now my father has a blister on his foot and he is like the lion.
Mad and angry and scary. }:

Well you can play card games with him. Does he like card games?

Australia! ;_;
And now I'm stuck with my father. That is the worst thing in the world.

To Australia? Or Burma. Or home from Burma!

Mommy's going back today. ):

Psychotitude.

Psychotic and I hug each other (a manly hug, weeping manly tears).

Then RSL gets up and joins the hug.

THEN Hawkeye (who is pretending to be Cuban) approaches. Must be time for some action!
QUEERNESS follows when Hawkeye joins the group hug. (the hug is still manly. It is queer because Hawkeye is a baddie bad at this time)

2 of these people leave for a rival FF message board. Psychotic doesn't win the upcoming Best Male Ciddie (as was previously planned). In his stead the award is won by an up-and-coming newbie EDIT: who will make one of the most memoriable EoFF quotes after winning the award. (who will later go on the have a ground-breaking feud with Loony BoB)

Something -tude is born.

Then my entrance music plays

And then I run down the entrance ramp

And then I clock RSL in the head with a flying chair shot

The chair is sort of tan in colour

Write the rest of the angle, DONALD.

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