Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

There's no way you could have.

Well, I’m pretty sure I have. Haven’t I? Why wouldn’t I?

When was this?

I have before.

Except, you won't. Which is the funny part.

I’ll show you all talk.

But you're all talk. Everyone knows you're not a threat.

I, on the other hand, do. For this, he shall be smote. Smelt.

I guess he doesn't see a problem with harmless fun.

And queers. And bipper. Hmm. I am confused about bipper. He goes on about all this homosexuality is evil :skull::skull::skull::skull:, but then he’s like oh, Flying Mullet I love, and demondude is hawt or this, that or the other thing. So
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