Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Nope.
Solitaire Showdown
Sometimes he beats me, but I close the game so it doesn't count. I'mn a sore loseur.

But you've got him at checkers.

By cat standards I don't think he is too bright. Still beats me at chess, though.

Is it because he's so sohpisticated, and cat-like, and classy? I envy them. Although when they bang their heads or miss a jump it does make it that much more funnier.

I do that at my cat sometimes. I feel so stupid around him.

I intended it to be with nails but I have changed my mind and now it is with the mouth.

Is that with your mouth or your fingernails or car tires or what? Because they are different yet described with the same word.

Let's be banshees.

*screech*

Yeah... don't mention it